Update:
The fault in our stars has now been auto corrected to the fat in our states.
Have I mentioned that I’m bad at texting?
I tried to type the fault in our stars,
Ended up autocorrecting to the gilt on our stats.
…I think I like it.
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And so it happened to him again and again, until it was boring. But monotony doesn’t make for painlessness. In the first century CE, Roman authorities punished St. Apollonia by crushing her teeth one by one with pliers. Colin often thought about this in relationship to the monotony of dumping: we have thirty-two teeth. After a while, having each tooth individually destroyed probably gets repetitive, even dull. But it never stops hurting.
An Abundance of Katherines, John Green. (via presidents) (via fuckyeahnerdfighters)
